Why do "I" blog!

OK,i just thought i have to make this one clear.........alright my blog is not to stimulate you all intellectually,well it might just do that,but that's not the only reason.If you think this a"bumf".....sure don't read any of this.I blog because i want to speak out........to the ones who want to listen and can get where i can,no hard feeling for those who don't like my stuff,SERIOUSLY.Plus, this is a great distraction,which i needed.I really don't know why the rest of you blog,some of you definitely do that to put up your writings and some just use there blog as some kinna journal(not all that private though).But seriously for me its all of this,so don't expect a "refined" piece every time you people come here..........it might just be something very obvious to some,lame to some and not "my best work" to some.I write what ever i feel or think at that point,and something i want to share with you people,THE GREEN TEENS,i don't really want you people to be convinced by me,though i try,if you disagree with me then do comment,i would appreciate your honesty..........and you wont be on my "shit list".........this consists of people who read but don't comment.See if i don't know you,i don't care,i still want you to comment.If i knew you once,then there's nothing better than commenting on my blog,don't be a square and go like "she doesn't even know me anymore!".If i don't talk to you for some reason,even then comment,I'm not some stuck up lass,I'll love to hear from you even if we detested each other,I SWEAR!And if you're someone i know, talk to and expect to post then.................a kick in the shins would do.........WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN?So just wanted to make sure you people know some stuff.And hey i usually write about the people i know or i know through someone,so some of you might just find yourself here............but yes i don't take names.The blog just makes me let go off all the stupid thoughts which stop me from speaking out at times.And hey this is to all fellow bloggers,REMEMBER,don't take those comments tooooooo seriously.Don't start moulding you style of writing because someone told you that's its your forte,stop listen,analyse(heheh this reminds me of that Marvin Gaye number)...and then do whatever you like.You're here to make people see something they don't,so take only the positive from each comment..........even though its blunt criticism.Thank you for going through this,it sure was important.

PSST-Listen to "alright" by Supergrass...........then the green teen concept would make sense!

HELLO!We are shallow!

What turns you on in a guy?Girls-"uuuummmm i guess a cute butt!"..........What turns you on in a girl?Guys-"JUGS JUGS JUGS!!!"DAMN!jeez..........heheheh its funny..........and this is why every time someone say "whats up?' or "whats goin down?" i just have to control that cheeky smile.......its hard........but i manage.Seriously that's all what turns you on?!??!OK now the brickbats would start"NO,what crap,i get turned on by the way a guy treats women!"........yeah really?come on,yer not in some English tea party,and you're no "Miss Betty,who can't be petty".......heheheh.........don't you lasses act all "goody two shoes"..........and hey get a life,its cheap!Stop blaming guys for being shallow,look i know what goes on in all those slumber parties(no pillow fighting in underpants,though)and i really don't know if I'm betraying my fellow gal pals........but we aren't all that good either,at least,I CONFESS,I'M NOT!Plus, isn't it good to own up about your shallow thoughts,ONCE IN A WHILE,at least people won't get the idea that you'll be residing in the "Himalayas" by the age of 25!Anyway,coming to not so kinky fetishes.........don't you like nice looking hands,i don't mean "fragile,with red(slutty)nail paint ,blah blah shit shit",i mean firm clean and decent looking ones?But just a little advice for the guys,if you ever go out with a girl,ASK IF YOU CAN PAY,for her too and if she's got the "rat pack" along, then all of them.Yeah girls do keep all that in mind,waiting to pounce on you,all they need is the right moment............and well guys being dunderheads,provide for many such instances.You don't wanna be called [p]imp with a [w],right?!?!?!.Yes,we are shallow,I'm shallow in a very well......uuuummm.........SHALLOW WAY..........i don't wish someone for their b'day if they don't wish me,ya revenge,i don't know gives me sadistic pleasure.Go on laugh over it,you're doing no better,i know how you all try to get back at your ex-best friends,putting up pictures of your "new best friends"ON FACEBOOK............DAMN!And how you all on purpose,go to you ex-girlfriend's favourite haunt,to make it clear "that I'm great,huh,too bad for you!".And girls,fake special days to get all the gifts.And this is not it, some of them cry and howl over some tragedy(as fake as Pam Anderson's.......yes them)to get the sympathy,free bling and all of the other perks which come with a "good" boyfriend! We are shallow,very shallow..........and its better you all realize this now.So next time please don't get into one of those"girls Vs boys" debate,its a futile never ending battle,where no one can win!But this doesn't mean guys get the freedom to be shallow too,I'm not advocating anyone......YOU ALL ARE SHALLOW.....willies-vaginas...........all...........so just suck it up.........and don't look so scandalized !I know how you all eye your best pals girl.........or gossip bout the new "thing".........so no use........YOU ALL ARE DISCOVERED.......and you all are going to hell..........with me..........YEAH!!!
lets take all the mayhem down below,PUNKS!
Amen,amen, amen
PSST-remember what your kindergarten teacher taught you,"when you point a finger at someone,there are four fingers pointing at you"...........i don't why i mentioned it........maybe you "not-so-shallow" teens can make sense outta it........(i cant stop snickering!!!)

random(but not lame)

Its 12:44 pm and I'm listening to Austin Powers theme.....heheheh....he's one kinky hairy spy.......DEEEEEEGUSTING!Now some pulp fiction........neway........i've got this new way to popularise my blog"IF YOU DON'T COMMENT ON MY BLOG,YOU WILL HAVE 20 YEARS OF BAD LUCK,NO MONEY,a bad sex life......oh no wait no sex at all.the only friends you'll have would be on the World Wide Web.......and yer boyfriend will be an emo ,who you'll soon break up with saying "no its not you its just ME".....and now some of you will go "SHE IS TWISTED!"ehehhehehehehheheh..........no no no i just got one o these cheesy forwards..and i couldn't stop laughing.........anyway,GREEN TEENS,listen to this,this is something which amazed me.I know this guy,and i got a call from him just an hour back.He tells me that he's in love with this girl,and yes i know he is,cause I'm his victim,ALWAYS,when it comes to those"i love her so much,i could do this,that,blah blah blah"kinna talks........TORTURE!!!Worse than the electric chair!!!So this chap is in deeeeeep love,"deep penetration" as i would call it!But he keeps getting "action" else where,what the fuckety shit!so if you're not getting the girl get some nooky action elsewhere?!?!?!?!?It makes no sense.Please tell me if it does.My advice to you all would be let the "first time"not be paid for.See,those chicks you pick up have nothing to lose,you have a lot to lose for e.g..........YOUR VIRGINITY!!!Please no paid sex,its cheap and easy to get...........but whats the fun if you just get it without working for it?!!??I mean if i ask you what is sex for you..what meaning or importance does it hold in your life.....some would say its "gross,i will never do it!!".......BULLSHIT.......i'll see you after 5 years and then ask the same question........then some would say"its fun"........could be, i don't know its NOT candy of course!But please all you 14 yr olds its nothing like "porn"...........its BIG DEAL............and not that lame or moronic,GET THAT??!?!I will like to quote someone"don't try to hit puberty before it comes to you!"no use,you'll just turn out to be those loser chaps who know too much too soon.........and then you'll be bored through out your life........KNOWING TOO MUCH IS BAD!And don't shy away from it either.........be frank...talk about it...but not ONLY about it.........cause then you will never get any decent lass or lad!And the next time any of your "done it all" pal brags about "it".........kick his "bundles of joy" from my side,please!..........don't be scared of sex,its nothing bad......but don't run after it either no use.It'll happen when it should.You don't wanna regret doing it do you?And just a reminder AIDS has no cure,hehehhehehheh..........and NOW some of you will wee in your pants.............hehehehh..........YOUR ANSWER IS :SELF-PRESERVATION,till things get right,perfect suitable.....and if they are............GOT FOR IT,no looking back!Teens,you all are green-mean-machines(oooh love machines,hehehhe,neh not that corny).....and now i shall listen to some holy music before they damn me.........peace.................and goodwill..............to men..............and women..........OK THATS IT!

Not just "WORDS"

Curbside Prophet's note-its 10:04 a.m........and i think i have a hang-over........no i don't booze,cause booze and old shoes,STINK!just these stupid thoughts which creep into your mind.anyway,this piece right here,made me feel a little on the "mature" side.People tell me I'm "very sensible".........and "more intellectual" than them,but seriously i feel I'm just original.OK I'll stop blowing my own horn,this poem talks about words,which make a chunk of our lives.We use them so much that sometimes we forget their importance.So read it,i know it'll make sense sooner or later to all o you!I wrote this cause i realized "i don't let my feeling out"....so this was an attempt to let go........FOR ONCE!

If you see its merely ink,
Words and colour totally in sync,

But then your eyes see beyond that,
And the chances of it making sense are fat,

Did a death note make you cry?
Or did a love note leave you high?

Sometimes their presence is what you need,
Sometimes their absence is what you plead,

Its those three words which seem worth the wait,
And they change your mortal fate,

Doesn't a "hello" brighten up that anxious face?
And isn't "Hey pretty!"the reason behind that grace?

Why does a "goodbye" end everything?
A life ,a letter or even a petty fling.

And then there is the word "hate"
It just brings you down cause it seems that its too late,

Its the way use them that makes you a man,
And not how many you learnt in short span,

The words "I do" get a man his wife,
And then they try to live up to them all their life,

The word "forever"has no expiry date,
So if you love them,just say it its never too late,

They make the cheesiest pick up lines,
But work better than the most expensive wines,

Its funny how quickly a "yes" turns to a "no",
And how it stays the same no matter how far you go,

Those stupid words on toilet paper are some one's treasure,
They bring a smile and that internal pleasure,

These inanimate things make wonders,
But also make room for blunders!

They make you look up for no reason,
No matter what day or what season,

They make you wish ,hope and believe,
They make you weep ,angry and grieve,

You haven't spoken for long?
Don't be afraid maybe staying quiet is wrong.

Words oh these things are wicked,
Sometimes they make things all so straight,and sometimes so crooked,

What is a life worth if you don't speak,
Because the strong silence often leaves you weak,

Do they all seem like a waste?
A product of excitement and haste?

Do you feel helpless cause you cant take them back?
Does it seem stupid cause its all in white and black?

Tricky ain't the deal?
A hurt that just won't heal!

So its no use running away,
Take my "word",cause you gotta say what you gotta say!

PSST-Its also the longest thing i ever wrote...........as in poem........

Random(dont take it lightly)

ah........OK day 3.......of i really don't know what...but sounds cool.......like some real mysterious blogger...on some godforsaken mission.But aren't we all,on some kinna "mission".seriously we are,"no carbs today,I've to wear that dress for my date",or,"ah not more than 1hr on the phone,or wait 2hrs i guess".A little stupid but missions they are,sometimes too hard to follow but we are still hell-bent to make them work."By the end of this month that chick is mine!",a jerk proclaims........and well gets down to work,the plan,the resources,the execution.......and the "I'M GONNA GET HER" spirit.Then somewhere a egghead goes"I'm gonna beat them all in the SATs!".......these might not be like the ultra cool and well a little gay "missions" of 007 or Austin powers,but you have no idea what we teenagers go through to em work!sometimes sleepless nights,starvation,apprehension.....and shiploads of planning!Someones trying to quit smoking,someones trying to quit a clingy boyfriend....and someone is trying to quite life.Don't all of us wake up with something on our mind,the leftover garb of last nights fight,or the memory of some abrupt meeting with that "fair" boy.What did you wake with today?or with whom?........i DON'T mean in the smutty sense......i mean that someone on your mind.I know all o you did.So its no use denying........its hard to wake up with yourself alone,all intact,preserved.Either its a friend who left you,or Paul Walker or Jack White with his guitar........."YOU think too much".....yeah i do........its hard not to think about the possibilities,the positive side,the negative aftermath..........there is so much to be prepared for!Sigh......"teenagers scare the shit outta me",sure they do.....i scare myself sometimes..........and especially the mission I'm on.........shoving a big trash bag of something i loved into this tiny room...........its hard to just run from something you once ran after!And people say teenagers are morons........we actually are super humans..........we are at that point of our lives where we can make things happen.............and well destroy a whole lot of them.Just a sincere request.....i don't know what your next day will be like........though i hope you wake up with that "someone" on your mind.........who's mind you've been haunting,THATS fair.JAH BLESS.......GREEN TEENS!

Love ,Janie...

Curbside Prophet's note-Janie,who's Janie?Well she's a girl,an everyday story,you'll meet her anywhere,everywhere,or maybe you do know her.Somehow i do feel close to her,not because its me,i don't even know who i am but i do see a slight resemblance.But i would still say its not me,this particular piece is very close to my heart,cause i wrote it when i desperately wanted something which could be good enough to make me a little happy,contrary to life,THEN!Its funny how i just started without any specific idea or theme and it just turned out to be this story of girl in a nutshell.She's a little moronic,eerie,witty,jaded,confused,sarcastic,self-indulgent and dreamy.She knows she's the star of her life and it all revolves around her .She isn't someone you might fall in love with,but I'm sure you would wanna know who's the Janie in your life!

The world seems big from where i live,
But they say its pretty small,
I don't really have much to give,
But you can have it all.

I just have a few coins in one pocket,
A few telephone numbers in the other,
The memories of a trashed love in a locket,
And a sorry note from my younger brother.

I'm passionate about dreaming,
But that's not what i do,
I listen to music when my mother is screaming,
My hands smell funny cause i play with glue.

I don't really like things which are close,
I've always had a liking for things which are probably too far,
I never wanted your purple prose,
But your honesty did leave a scar.

I'm still a virgin you know?
And i don't think that's daft,
I can do that,i know so,
But sex still isn't my craft.

I don't know if i have a killing smile,
But you did seem dead the last time we met,
I fumbled through my speech and said,"that is my style",
I was so high who needed a private jet.

Do i make you think?
Do i act weird a bit too much?
Does my behaviour make you blink?
I don't really plan anything as such!

Oh yes!I swear alot,
And i give no reason for it,
Is that love that you've got?
Last time i tried,it did fit.

I think i got funnier with age,
They say its nice the way i turned out,
But all i got from you was rage,
When i made fun of your uncle's gout.

Yeah,you know me,
They call me Jane,
You said "that's not what it should be
That name's a bit too sane."

You know its funny how a tale starts ,
And then comes to an end,
And there she wrote below the many blue hearts,
"Love,Janie-your ex-girlfriend"

PSST-i know this is Shreya's fave.......so to you,MOTORBITCH!

He said ,She said

ah...well its like 2:09 A.M.I should be hitting the sack,and thinking about what I'm gonna have for breakfast,or probably do the ritualistic "what happened in the day " analysis.But well i kinna heard quite a bit from different people,heard about how they get over someone,and its amazing how every one's got their own little story.How every story is so original,and so interesting.Yeah,its funny,just when you think that you've had some unreal ,outlandish experience,there comes a disappointment,"sorry kid,looks like,you've got company!".Its funny how sometimes its "........and they lived happily ever after..........APART!"I spoke to this guy today,a great guy,the kinds you would wanna hear about,and well we got talking,we talk quite a bit.He doesn't really seem all that serious at times.He seems truly committed.......well to himself.Pretty good looking,always gaging,picking on you,always saying "I'm good,no wait,I'm the best!".A self indulgent bastard to be precise!Nice lil picture i painted,huh?!?!and well then comes the truth,the kinds which would make you go like "WHA?!?!?".He's been in love with the same girl for the past 8 yrs,even though she went away with someone else years back.I asked him "how do you get over someone?",and he said"uuummm i just ignore them"."And what if you really like her?".....reply.........."Then i never get over her".Its funny how something like a teenage crush turns to this everlasting wish.People have all sorts of innovative ways to get over their unlucky romances.Some go into depression,cut themselves here and there and well feel EUPHORIA!I wonder how?While some don't really go that drastically physical to quote them "ah,all you need is some dark chocolate,wine and a nice copy of Julia Quinn".Some change their play lists........A TOTAL OVERHAULING!!!so from "sway my way" it becomes"Smack my bitch up".Abusive rap , dark and gross songs about "fucking Satan" are like some sweet symphony to them.........or they go all"feel good inc"......and they make a careful attempt not to listen to any song with the mention of the word "love" or anything close.Some take a while,they cry and "whine".......and go like "why the hell is he committed?"........sorry that piece is TAKEN!They take a whole year to realize it should get over,another six months to be sure that the crush should go.........and then some more time to "GET OVER".Then some are a pro at it,a week and they are done........they are the smart ones..or the lucky ones.They have this amazing rapport with their brains and heart......all in sync!!!!And hey if you're into any of these "nice guys".........get ready for the cardiac arrests........their intelligent and pragmatic approach would make you hate them, and you might go all "fuck yourself".Then there are the "cliff hangers"...........heheheh..........or "human taxis".......they get over by getting "the new guy"....and the old "everlasting love " goes in a click,POOF!!!And yes the age old "long distance" problem........damn...its like cat AIDS........no cure........heheheh.My heart aches when i wonder every minute a teenage heart breaks,and gets better with the sad sad, but forceful resolution of "I'm gonna laid"!like having intercourse would help!Fragile minds don't know what to do when a fellow teenager gets the pleasure of breaking their hearts.AND these kings and queens of Dunsville never learn.Today listening to fellow teenagers made me realize there is no hope........somewhere at this time....the phone will ring......TRING TRING!!And a voice would do the damage........on the other end there will be a painful silence,contrary to the storm within.And in the morning another heartbroken teen will rise from his bed with a tear-stained face and make a foolish resolution.And once again some more innovative ideas would be born,giving them hope,so someone will go for a holiday,find "action" elsewhere,someone will listen to Eminem,someone will get all teen weepers to watch,someone would put up a facade...............and somewhere someone would be typing a blog at 2:58 a.m. in the morning.