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Wednesday, November 5, 2008

Oh bummer?!?!Neh uh.......OBAMA!!!








sigh.......morning!ah lovely day,WEDNESDAY!I had a good sleep yesterday.........good as in i was in bed by 12 and i got up at 6:30a.m. so every ones happy......everything in place after a long time,every things normal,in place i guess........YAY!!!!Anyway,i realised i had been sleeping for TOO long cause i didn't even realise Alex Turner had a side project going on,which btw is a FULL FLEDGED band now--The Last Shadow Puppets.AND so today when i was surfing through the NME cool list 2008 i discovered the existence of it,OMFG!!!!HOW COULD I MISS IT,DAMN!!!!But something else made up for my sorrow.......Julian Casablancas IS NOT EVEN ON THE LIST(khee khee khee).OH THE JOY!!!!ahhahahhhahah,well not so much,I'm neutral.........I don't give aye damn.....or maybe i do..but I'm just happy!And they've got real good music(m not talk bout the boys who stroke themselves,HAHAHHAHHAHAH,they're nice too)nothing like the Arctic Monkeys,but for people who have heard them too much(like me)you might just feel they do sound like AM a bit,but thats just because Turner is the front man..........try not to compare too much and they will sound different,I PROMISE!
AND i also realised some people have real funny nicknames man,real funny ones........chikni,tim tim,KITTU,rim jhim..................HAHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAH.And their actual names are like such a stark contrast to them,like real grim,serious ,NICE names.......with a meaning of course.Its like their parents wanted to make up for the seriousness of their actual names,or probably their life was so dull the only way they could get a kick outta it was by calling out for their kids......"rim jhim!!!!"ahhahhahhahahhahahah.Or well its some way to get back at them,you know how kids could be, maggot pies!!!.........but then that makes no sense cause kids are nice little things....puppies and kids,AWWWWWWWSOME!But really,WHY!?!??!Why do parents do this,i mean its a blunder,it could scar their future........i mean really, a guy you're going out with,with a nice name,ACTUALLY turns out to be "tinku"......damn..........I CANT KEEP A SERIOUS FACE THEN,HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAH.............see........imagine what will the poor ol hunk feel.Hehhehehheh,but WHAT ME WORRY......I've got a nice nickname........AND an equally nice name........But its got adverse effects too,no one gets it right in the first go.I still remember my name being printed all wrong on the Christmas Service sheets,in the Principals Report,on the music competition certificates...............IT WAS EXASPERATING!!!!!!People say "Whats in a name?",but hey it means quite a bit........OH TRUST ME........there are hunky names,pretty names,original names,common names,scary names,heavy names(the volume of the name,i bet you guessed that already)...........so its not like you can get away with a name like Dhananjay(HAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHA,I just find it funny) without those initial raised eye brow expressions!!
So don't do this to your kids,unless kids are the source of all the remorse in the world,FOR YOU!!!But otherwise..........HELL AWAITS YOU,and there is nothing more pathetic and devastating than to rot in hell with heart breakers,nymphomaniacs,Ted Bundy and Metal posers(BLOODY SELL OUTS!)

Halloween went by,not a big deal in India but well Hiedi Klums dress up sure was,AND HEY HEY HEY!!!!!!!OBAMA'S IN THE HOUSE,WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!HOLLA SIZZLE,OBAMA MAH MAN'S THE NEW PREZ.I guess my anti-American feelings might just melt in to some orgasmic Jazz,yeah.And well life which was a Cradle of Filth( Dani Filth doesn't really make my day!!!!)is Jazz right now..........i feel old and satisfied,55 and lived a life.........see now that's a place i wanna be in,sigh!In all I'm alive and m not really cribbing too much..........plus,WINTERS ARE HERE.AH,winters in my city are the best...........the spookiest places are actually the mushiest of the lot,ah I'm so happy winters are here,winters are like a sign that its all over,good or bad that's for you too deal with.I've had beautiful sad winters,OH winter nights could be SAD.............but theres this pretty thing about them you cant get over,the weather and the streets get all deserted,the mist and in the dark the huge trees seem even bigger it almost seems like they own the sidewalks,the bad lighting on the streets,which seemed like a nuisance,just seems to add on to the whole backdrop,and the moon.........oh i would swoon if someone even mentioned Jazz right now.......WINTERS WINTERS WINTERS!!!!And then Christmas...........carols, the singing and the celebrations,MY FAVOURITE TIME!!!!!Sigh,i hope i have a winter death...............i wanna live the winter and then go..........BUT WHOSE DYING !!!!ITS TIME TO KILL,nah,i forgive all those motherlickers who have pissed me off lately in ANYWAY,you guys are not worth it,I hope you all die a natural death,i don't wanna rush anything ;)

PSST-na n now that tha don't kill me,can only make me stronger...i need you to hurry up now.......cause i cant wait much longer......ISNT IT PLAYIN!?!??!

12 comments:

Yan said...

It was probably the most funniest, entertaining, gripping , thoughtful (especially when you came on to kiddie names.... that was Amazingly brilliant), politically correct (yey! Obama defeated the Palin arrogance - I hated her to be the VP more than i hated the Republicans) and the most refreshing thing I've read since a long time. Keep this attitude dear, suits you much better... God Bless you :) and Enjoy winters, I've had enough of them all freakin year long :(

Unknown said...

that was quite a lengthy post.. quite hilarious and it still made sense.. hahaha =))

*sigh* i never experienced winter here tho.. :(

Nishanth said...

You have threw up a lotta stuff into this post...obama,nick names,winter(?)

Weird!..but fun to read.. :D

peace!

prodigy?? said...

1. To prevent kids having weird names is to ,yes you got it right "NOT PRODUCE ANY" !!!!
2. Quite a lot of stuff thrown in and a lot of celebrities, you did'nt even leave Kanye West :)

Rahul said...

Hey, I love the Strokes alright, don't be too harsh on them, I know you secretely love them too.

Himani Shukla said...

need i mention ne damn thingee related 2 d nickname bit o it....lol...(yeah i prefer keepin...."quiet"here)
anchie...talk bout winters...ah man...they r sad n gud too...cuz u knw wt....v've gone thru a hell lotta a shit....(v..i meantersay....yeah actually v)bt haan actually sm o d best times o our life too...n then damn..hw can i 4gt...winter brings in my bday too...yey!!!!!!

Shreya said...

ah well i read this frist so u cant say ki i dont read ur blog...but thats another thing i didnt reply....issues man ppl have issues u see...........anyway entertainiing n insightful toh it was but wen i first read it u dont want to ko wat i was thinkin!!!
n the obama thing sure ya lets all celebrate that america has finally come around i mean india has had a hindu muslim sikh n women prezies n PMs n america who alwys has superiority complex is sooooooooo narrow minded n did anybody read abt the Bradley Effect..........talk abt hypocrisy dude!!!

Shreya said...

oh ya the the nicknames..ask himani n me n my poor poor sisters the torture we live thru!!!

Curbside Prophet said...

@shreya......yeah well.......1982 is history but well somethings just dont change,everything was against him.People actually thot him to be the shady one,sigh........BUT HEY,he's a prof in dishi's uni man,DATS SOOOOOOO FAUKIN COOL!!!!

Curbside Prophet said...

@yan.......yeah i just wanted to please myself.....thanks!

@zin....NO WINTERS.......damn i hate to say this but WINTERS ARE ORGASMISC DUDE,sad sad!

@nishanth........yeah it fun writing too!

@prodogy....DATS A SOLUTION?so whats next murder the rest or tell them to hitchhike,eh?!?!

@rahul......ah its a secret i dont wanna let out....and well the next step is to kill the one who knows!!!

@himani.....TONA!!!!!AHAHHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAH,man i pity you guys wid pathetic nicknames,MY KIDS ARE NOT GONNA GO THRU THIS!!!and well winters....yes yes they've been swell!!

@shreya........MOTORBITCH!!!!i wont be too "peacockish"......dats yer job,HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAH!

Unknown said...

JULES RULES!!!!!!!!!
n YOU know it!
n HA! i knew about turner's other band waaaaaay before you did!! SCORE!

Curbside Prophet said...

@ant.......AAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAH........JULES THAT FRUIT,yeah he's a star at the gay bar.......AAAAAAAAAAAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAH!as for the Alex Turner thing,wtv makes you happy,M JUST IN LOVE WITH THE NME'S COOL LIST 08.....sigh!