HELLO!We are shallow!

What turns you on in a guy?Girls-"uuuummmm i guess a cute butt!"..........What turns you on in a girl?Guys-"JUGS JUGS JUGS!!!"DAMN!jeez..........heheheh its funny..........and this is why every time someone say "whats up?' or "whats goin down?" i just have to control that cheeky smile.......its hard........but i manage.Seriously that's all what turns you on?!??!OK now the brickbats would start"NO,what crap,i get turned on by the way a guy treats women!"........yeah really?come on,yer not in some English tea party,and you're no "Miss Betty,who can't be petty".......heheheh.........don't you lasses act all "goody two shoes"..........and hey get a life,its cheap!Stop blaming guys for being shallow,look i know what goes on in all those slumber parties(no pillow fighting in underpants,though)and i really don't know if I'm betraying my fellow gal pals........but we aren't all that good either,at least,I CONFESS,I'M NOT!Plus, isn't it good to own up about your shallow thoughts,ONCE IN A WHILE,at least people won't get the idea that you'll be residing in the "Himalayas" by the age of 25!Anyway,coming to not so kinky fetishes.........don't you like nice looking hands,i don't mean "fragile,with red(slutty)nail paint ,blah blah shit shit",i mean firm clean and decent looking ones?But just a little advice for the guys,if you ever go out with a girl,ASK IF YOU CAN PAY,for her too and if she's got the "rat pack" along, then all of them.Yeah girls do keep all that in mind,waiting to pounce on you,all they need is the right moment............and well guys being dunderheads,provide for many such instances.You don't wanna be called [p]imp with a [w],right?!?!?!.Yes,we are shallow,I'm shallow in a very well......uuuummm.........SHALLOW WAY..........i don't wish someone for their b'day if they don't wish me,ya revenge,i don't know gives me sadistic pleasure.Go on laugh over it,you're doing no better,i know how you all try to get back at your ex-best friends,putting up pictures of your "new best friends"ON FACEBOOK............DAMN!And how you all on purpose,go to you ex-girlfriend's favourite haunt,to make it clear "that I'm great,huh,too bad for you!".And girls,fake special days to get all the gifts.And this is not it, some of them cry and howl over some tragedy(as fake as Pam Anderson's.......yes them)to get the sympathy,free bling and all of the other perks which come with a "good" boyfriend! We are shallow,very shallow..........and its better you all realize this now.So next time please don't get into one of those"girls Vs boys" debate,its a futile never ending battle,where no one can win!But this doesn't mean guys get the freedom to be shallow too,I'm not advocating anyone......YOU ALL ARE SHALLOW.....willies-vaginas...........all...........so just suck it up.........and don't look so scandalized !I know how you all eye your best pals girl.........or gossip bout the new "thing".........so no use........YOU ALL ARE DISCOVERED.......and you all are going to hell..........with me..........YEAH!!!
lets take all the mayhem down below,PUNKS!
Amen,amen, amen
PSST-remember what your kindergarten teacher taught you,"when you point a finger at someone,there are four fingers pointing at you"...........i don't why i mentioned it........maybe you "not-so-shallow" teens can make sense outta it........(i cant stop snickering!!!)