random(but not lame)

Its 12:44 pm and I'm listening to Austin Powers theme.....heheheh....he's one kinky hairy spy.......DEEEEEEGUSTING!Now some pulp fiction........neway........i've got this new way to popularise my blog"IF YOU DON'T COMMENT ON MY BLOG,YOU WILL HAVE 20 YEARS OF BAD LUCK,NO MONEY,a bad sex life......oh no wait no sex at all.the only friends you'll have would be on the World Wide Web.......and yer boyfriend will be an emo ,who you'll soon break up with saying "no its not you its just ME".....and now some of you will go "SHE IS TWISTED!"ehehhehehehehheheh..........no no no i just got one o these cheesy forwards..and i couldn't stop laughing.........anyway,GREEN TEENS,listen to this,this is something which amazed me.I know this guy,and i got a call from him just an hour back.He tells me that he's in love with this girl,and yes i know he is,cause I'm his victim,ALWAYS,when it comes to those"i love her so much,i could do this,that,blah blah blah"kinna talks........TORTURE!!!Worse than the electric chair!!!So this chap is in deeeeeep love,"deep penetration" as i would call it!But he keeps getting "action" else where,what the fuckety shit!so if you're not getting the girl get some nooky action elsewhere?!?!?!?!?It makes no sense.Please tell me if it does.My advice to you all would be let the "first time"not be paid for.See,those chicks you pick up have nothing to lose,you have a lot to lose for e.g..........YOUR VIRGINITY!!!Please no paid sex,its cheap and easy to get...........but whats the fun if you just get it without working for it?!!??I mean if i ask you what is sex for you..what meaning or importance does it hold in your life.....some would say its "gross,i will never do it!!".......BULLSHIT.......i'll see you after 5 years and then ask the same question........then some would say"its fun"........could be, i don't know its NOT candy of course!But please all you 14 yr olds its nothing like "porn"...........its BIG DEAL............and not that lame or moronic,GET THAT??!?!I will like to quote someone"don't try to hit puberty before it comes to you!"no use,you'll just turn out to be those loser chaps who know too much too soon.........and then you'll be bored through out your life........KNOWING TOO MUCH IS BAD!And don't shy away from it either.........be frank...talk about it...but not ONLY about it.........cause then you will never get any decent lass or lad!And the next time any of your "done it all" pal brags about "it".........kick his "bundles of joy" from my side,please!..........don't be scared of sex,its nothing bad......but don't run after it either no use.It'll happen when it should.You don't wanna regret doing it do you?And just a reminder AIDS has no cure,hehehhehehheh..........and NOW some of you will wee in your pants.............hehehehh..........YOUR ANSWER IS :SELF-PRESERVATION,till things get right,perfect suitable.....and if they are............GOT FOR IT,no looking back!Teens,you all are green-mean-machines(oooh love machines,hehehhe,neh not that corny).....and now i shall listen to some holy music before they damn me.........peace.................and goodwill..............to men..............and women..........OK THATS IT!