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Thursday, May 8, 2008

LOVE-not a bedtime story!


"I love you!"
"really"
"HELL YEAH!!I know i do!"
"awww!I love you too!"

sigh.......you all have thought about this typical convo a quarter of a million times!yeah even those who say "love is monkey crap".For me a teen(i think I'll be one all my life!)this thing is one crazy puzzle!What the dickens!!How do you know you're in it........and even when you have to get outta it you have to know if you were EVER IN IT,RIGHT?!?!?!?Well I'm not the only one scratching her head!They say true love never dies,"they" as in these filmmakers.They sure know how to fool you.....get a cliched star crossed love story,put in some love scenes,a little sappy speech and a dramatic climax..and we go home wondering "WOW!that was so cute!"someones totally "phony" love story squeezed in 2hrs!I feel love is "good shit"........an oxymoron!Seriously,it has to be some what a "biggie".No wonders they give their lives or have a love child!DAMN !A KID,that has got to be love...if not then its such a waste of time,money,energy and A CHILD!
i really don't know if I've been there but i could have been there.Sweaty palms,red ears and corny lines......the "good stuff".I guess we all feel happy when we're aloof.Even content maybe.its only when we know of the existence of this thing called "love" that we feel like aliens,like theres someone who knows us better and then the alien's quest begins!TO LOOK FOR HIS MATE!He looks everywhere,school,cheesy May Queen's Ball,lame choir parties,combined exams and even online............you name it and we teens have tried our luck there!Then when the alien finds his suitable mate the test begins.....questions,flirting,fights,a little gaging here and there.A constant analysis goes on(the human archive is HUGE!)The gen comes from everywhere....the whereabouts,everything from likes and dislikes,common interests.And finally the analysis is done."WELCOME TO THE LOVE CHAMBER,PLEASE SAY "I LOVE YOU" TO VERIFY".............and press enter!the symptoms now are----a constant sinking feeling,dazed outlook,"What a Wonderful world" is the tune you're hooked on to.some become giggly,some become all grave and serious others involve an entire bunch o friends...yeah a party for all!!!Hhehehheheh...so now the alien feels at home..."I'm special"!There is nothing more emo than a teen in love....even ET's a bit colder,YEAH trust me!
But then DOOMSDAY COMES............the mate turns out to be a snitch breaking the alien's heart.......and its funny how everyone takes this "Natural calamity".Some get hooked to songs like (AHEM,BARF!)"Lonely-Akon"....................i just want to tell them you're never going to get lucky if you keep singing that loser of a song.Some "walk a lonely road".......i pray they get hit by a truck,maybe heaven is a party!Some put freaky pictures of bleeding hands,tears of blood and pathetic quotes.WHY SO GOTH!?!?!?Leave the goth community alone,as it is they they feel life is unfair and no one loves them........and that's not it some of them go "diet goth" or emo.....why the hell?!?!?once you're over your unlucky pash you'll get back to your gay music(no offence to my pink friends!)STOP IT GUYS!don't just use these gimmicks to make a point,you guys just look like total posers.And whats with the dulls ville anthem"Right here waiting for you"???you're no handicapped goon,what the hell are you waiting for.........MOVE ON........you're just 17 or 18 or maybe 22.......its not over.......and if you still think it is...my heart bleeds for you........HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAH!
More than love,people in love puzzle me.I've had 4 crushes till date and i did nothing about them(yeah with an exception)REGRET!NO!life's too short for that and I'm too much of a egoistical hussy for thinking that way!But yeah i could've done something about them.I learnt alot from every crush though........and well also that its much more exciting to confess than sit back and watch them prancing around,hehhehehhe!They were nice old fellows........not too old though...Sometimes i feel like a wuss........but then I've got my fellow wussy cats all around the globe.And as the lines goes"“That's why they call them crushes. If they were easy, they'd call them something else.”
conclusion.........we all have alot of love around of us but we are only truly HAPPY...when we can personify it!

PSST-with every comment you save an orphan's life,If you say "NO" to commenting you say "DEATH" to an orphan......Give them life!!!!

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

You think you're in love like it's a real sure thing but every time you fall you get your ass in a sling you used to be strong but now it's ooh baby please coz falling in love is so hard on the knees

Mridul Dua said...

SUPERB!!! loved every word of it... especially that part you wrote about "lonely-akon"!!!! and btw, your blog's new attire is really good!!!(and for heaven's sake stop spreading rumours... "with every comment you save an orphan's life" CRAP!!!)

Disha said...

"cheesy May Queen's Ball" ROFL...DP...all i can think is DP...heheheheheh

Ps I hope you appreciate me doing my bit to save a needy orphans life ;)

Verification word: xekbrk...
Supposed meaing: a zebra crossing a road breaks a leg...hmmm

Curbside Prophet said...

yeah dish.....yer generous........next christmas.....santa will give what you always wanted......i dont know what dat is!!!

and yes dats nanny...........sigh........damn no feelings....anchita sharma is so dead........nanny.....nep still not.....no kicks in the stomach.....

Siddhartha Ranjan said...

I love your "psst" comments at the end

Curbside Prophet said...

THANKEEE,mridi and rahul......and well a special thankee to the guitar bloke......cause he noticed the deepest of words.....sniff.....and hence none of YOU are on my "shitlist".....luck you you!

Shreya said...

ahhhhhh....the ur-only-18-philosophy....damn im a total believer of that one
"I learnt alot from every crush though"........give a bit of cred to best friend....who the hell pointed out the afore said facts???
hmmmm....4 crushes......lemme count.....nah nah u fergot The Gay Lord!!!.....lol
p.s.- why so so many direct refences......cud u tell the others who the direst-reference-guy is!!!

Curbside Prophet said...

@sherya......yeah no matter how much people claim "i'm soooo mature and i can hold.......its a lil bull crappish"......cause you are just 18...and you know you have your entire life to repent and crib and miss something.......so its better we come out with it.....in the face!