An Ode to "Them Bois"

Curbside Prophet's note-ALRIGHT THEN!!!This post right here,just gives me a kick every time i go through it,hehehe,"Mart Bois",yes we all know them......or we will after reading this!"DEFAMATION",no,its nothing like that,not even close."EULOGY" i would be faking it if i said yes!.Its just a THOUGHT about , these multi-faceted lads.......trust you me!Its an amateur attempt by a juvenile,green,sixteen year old.........which quite rightly is me........if you are one of these guys........GET EXCITED!

Oh!these "blessed" mart guys,
I hear the very name and my sanity dies!

All kinds of characters here are born,
And they get worse with each morn,

Lets start with the exclusive lot
Love them or hate them,they're still hot!

Well-read,hunky and they are mighty tall,
Yeah yeah,you're sure to drool and fall,

PARENTAL ADVISE:trying to hard can have adverse effects!
Nothing is perfect they're always some defects.

I know they're snooty and they put up a price,
But what you crave for isn't always "nice".

Some musicians score big too,
No matter how much you grumble you know its true!

Then comes the shady zone,
They're all fake with no bloody backbone!

They're the ones who do the sweet talking,
They gossip about you and their "agents" do the stalking,

To get the "IT" girls they stoop so low,
But in the end settle for some slut or ho!

They're amiable and they're sure to pass you the smile,
BUT STOP YOURSELF,you're just another fool in the file!

OH!kick them and don't listen to their cries
There ain't no love girly,all that garb just dies!

Thirdly,there are the studious ones too
Who're stuck to their books with glue!

They're the life of the literary fests,
Life for them is all about SATs and tests,

They may not be "hip" but they've got the brains,
For some they might be a loss for some a gain,

Then we come to the last rung,GEEZ!
You got it wright,the losers and deluded wannabes!

No no they're no lookers nor do they sound that good,
They're more like the" i wish" and "i could".

They would kill to be the studs,
But actually they're just chickens and spuds!

Their wardrobe will give you the the shivers,
Their phony stories make them the best of fibbers!

Every lady for them is a new find,
But truly speaking they're more interested in your behind!

Well that was my humble attempt,
Now you know where you hold your contempt

So if a "mart" guy is your next date,
Choose wisely its your fate!